Granite Counters? Hummer? Porsche?

June 23, 2006

Marketing real estate to the extreme. A Hummer in the deal? Do we get an inspection contingency? How many miles? Service records? I think I want granite tops on that dashboard. How about a stainless built-in wine refrigerator? A 50 inch plasma for the kids in the back might be nice.

I really don't care for the Hummer. How about a Porsche? Yes. A red Porsche would be great. How about it? Hmmmmmmmmmmer?

When do we get back to buying a home? Home? Family? Memory creations? Lifestyle? If you lose your home because of the creative mortgages that allow you to buy above your means, you can alwasys live in that Hummer! OK. The Hummer is a better choice. But, will you take a home sale contingency?

I didn't think so. How about I give YOU the Hummer if you will take my home sale contingency?

I'd rather focus on the dreaded BUBBLE! Maybe it's a HUMMER BUBBLE.

I'm sorry, this is getting weird. Only in America. Or is it?

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